Yes, it's National Cheeseburger Month, and White Castle is celebrating with candles! No, not festive cake topping candles — I'm talking about scented candles. Slider-scented candles. Get yours now (or at least when they re-stock) at the Crave Gear store.

Sure, your house will smell like grease and onions, but the profits go to a worthy cause, fighting autism. And who doesn't like the smell of Sliders anyway?

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson opened last night with this "promo" for a new show entitled "Eddie & The Barbeque Guy." Eddie Izzard has always been one of our favorite comedians so we really shouldn't pick on him, but being a vegan he's also a moving target.*


Watch this hilarious clip here.

*Eddie Izzard isn't really a vegan... it's just a joke. Watch the damn video already and you'll figure it out.

Sometimes a comedy sketch presents a product that might actually sell in the real world. One such product is featured in this hilarious commercial parody by Chicago videographer Mark Matthews of MouthHole Productions. Check out "Meat Gum" previously featured on Planet 19 Presents.

Click here to watch the video.

Learn more about MouthHole at www.mouthhole.com.

Even religious organizations think meat can be funny. BlueFish TV was started way back in 1987 by Priority One International to create teaching materials for ministries and youth groups. Since then they have created over 150 dramatic and comedic video clips for that purpose.

Check out the incredibly funny commercial parody "Mandles" here.

You can also see what else they produce at BlueFishTV.com.

It was only a matter of time before someone made action figures out of meat. Well, actually this video is a parody from the comedy duo Magic Hugs. The Chicago natives Scott Blair and Tim Wilkerson started working together on the student produced television show "alt.news 26:46" at Southern Illinois University. Check out one of their first productions, "Meat Heroes."

Click here to watch the video.

Visit Magic Hugs' official site.

You've probably never heard of The ECC (Evolution Control Committee), but you've definitely heard some of their tracks... because they mostly consist of samples from other bands in what can only be described as "copyright law protest."

Recently they've created quite a buzz with meat-lovers of the world with the music video "Lunch." You'll see why. Click "here" to watch the video!

Just when you thought there are not anymore wonderful reasons to love bacon, we find more!

Check out 6 Reasons Bacon is Better Than True Love.

ENJOY! BACON!!!

One of the famed Oscar Mayer Wienermobiles crashed into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant, WI, on Friday.¹ According to police Chief Tim Zarzecki, the 22-year-old driver of the wiener in question was trying to turn the novelty bus around and accidentally pulled forward when intending to back out of the home owner's driveway.²

No one was injured. Lots of rude jokes were made.



Sources:
¹Out-of-control Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wisconsin house, New York Daily News, July 18, 2009
²Wienermobile runs amok, Edmonton Sun, July 22, 2009

Catching even a glimpse of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile can be thrilling. Most people will never experience this, but it's not as difficult as you might think.

There's actually ten working units and a crew of 22 "Hotdoggers" — those are the people that drive and man the various stations within the giant dog. Six Wienermobiles are making special appearances on any given day. All you have to do is visit the Hotdogger blog and use the handy map to find out where to go.

Check it out at HotdoggerBlog.com!

At meatcards.com, you get exactly what that sounds like. Meat business cards. Made of 100% beef jerky from Oregon, these cards are SEARED, not printed, with a 100 watt CO₂ laser.

Leave plenty of cards at your next meeting. I don't think one will be enough.

Visit meatcards.com.