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It's been a really really long time since dinosaurs roamed the land. So it can't have been that long since I wrote an article.

Today's meat filled destination is FatBurger. They are all over the U.S. but the one I visited was in sunny California, which was about February ago but what the hell.

Overall, the Fat Burger is really a great fast food joint with a Fifties kinda vibe and lots of posters about converting vegeZombies back into people with blood and motor skills...

So here's a five burger salute to Fat Burger. Good Food.

Zombies get Their Day in the Sun

If you're like the staff of CAD (and you are or you wouldn't be reading this), you can't get enough zombies. Nothing makes an otherwise dismal day brighter than a rotting troglodyte yelling "Brains!" But where does one go to find out about the latest straight-to-DVD zombie masterpieces? Why, the Zombie Movie Database, of course!

Read all about your favorite zombie flicks and all the new ones at TrashVideo.org/ZMDB!

OK...first let me start by saying that I am a huge fan of pretty much everything Arby's does. I have enjoyed many of their tasty sandwiches in my time. But, something they have recently done has been eating at me for quite awhile.

I'm sure all of you have seen the commercials for what Arby's is calling the "Roast Burger." It's a very tasty looking (and tasting) sandwich that they have come out with to offer as a healthier alternative to a standard burger. I have no problem with the concept. As much as I'd love to, you can't eat a burger everyday. The problem I have is with the name!

Many of you may remember my article "It's not a burger!" from a few months ago. I have a BIG issue with things being called burgers that aren't. And the "Roast Burger" isn't even close to being a burger. OK, it has meat, cheese, lettuce, and it's on a bun, BUT IT'S NOT A BURGER!! It's the same as everything else Arby's serves. A roast beef sandwich and nothing more. Websters defines a burger as such:

A sandwich consisting of a bun, a cooked beef patty, and often other ingredients such as cheese, onion slices, lettuce, or condiments. Often used in combination: a cheeseburger.

So Arby's...keep making your mouth-watering sandwiches and curly fries, but leave the burger making to McDonalds.

In the steps of Paris Hilton, Padma Lakshmi has signed on to promote Hardees latest meat masterpiece the Bacon Western Thickburger. You may remember Padma as our very first "Babe That Loves Us" and from her hit show Top Chef.

In an interview from People.com, Padma was quoted as saying, "I think it's a beautiful love song to food," Lakshmi says of her new ad. "I think eating in itself is the act of great sensuality, so all you have to do is point the camera in the right direction."

According to Hardees the commercial is set to air March 30 in all Hardees markets. A Hardees source said of Padma's performance, "she was totally hot and a real class act. She can really put down a burger, too."

I can't wait to see the commercial and to try the burger too!

Ever been out to eat with your kids and the restaurant had nothing for them to color? NO PROBLEM! Just print a few of these out and your kids can color their very own ZOMBIE COW! They stay entertained and you get to enjoy that 16 oz. NY Strip in peace and quite!

Hang one on the fridge or send one to Grandma. ZOMBIE COW is fun for the whole family!!

Click here to download full size.