"I WANT MEAT! I'M NOT FRUIT A BAT!"

From Root of All Evil NRA vs. PETA

''Accept him whose faith is weak, without passing judgment on disputable matters. One mans Faith allows him to eat everything, but another man, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables.''

Romans 14:1-3

All Hail Jesus Fleisch

Your Minced Sirloin,


Pork

"The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?"

-Jack Handy

Archie: Aw, look at this, will you? Meat prices up again by 8%.

Gloria: Maybe we ought to turn vegetarian. It'd be cheaper. And healthier.

Archie: Well I ain't turnin' that, 'cause it ain't natural. Man was put on this earth to eat meat.

Mike: Who says so?

Archie: Who says so? The Bible says so, dumbbell.

Mike: Where does it say that?

Archie: Oh come on, will ya? I mean, look it up. Jeez! All them old Bible people, they was always eating meat, as soon as they found out eating apples was wrong. That's true, on special occasions - goats, lambs. Who the hell ever heard of sacrificing a head of lettuce?

All In The Family (from "Archie and the Editorial", September 1972)