On the Colbert Report this week, the number one "Threat Down" to America's well being was ZOMBIES. That's right...zombies. Apparently college students around the country are playing a game called "zombie tag". Students armed with Nerf guns go after and defend themselves against other students acting like zombies. Stephen said during the report, "wake up college kids and stop playing fake zombies and get back to what you're supposed to be doing, playing fake lesbians and fake vegetarians"!

Well said Mr. Colbert! Well said.

Check out the entire "Threat Down" here.