So, I'm moving this weekend. Which means that jjns will probably win the shirt. I do, however, feel it important that I mention a future review that will be available for your pleasure.
My new abode is surrounded by bars, one of which will become my temporary monday home.
I will go to this bar, eat all the bacon I can and tell you about it in the most interesting way I can. Probably a mix of song and or dance.

Oh, and if for some reason this never happens.... I still win right?